I'm gonna be a Trophy Girl

So my modeling agency just offered me the job of *TROPHY GIRL* for the NHRA race at Norwalk, Ohio!!

**ERRRRRRTTTTT!!!!!** GO CARS GO!!

Maybe they misread my information and thought I was 23 and not 33... But what the hey, I totally want to wear the stuff that Trophy Girls wore in the 60s 70s and 80s.

Are you kidding me? I love this outfit! Turtleneck mini dress with hot pants and go go boots? Sure!

I don't even quite know what is going on outfit-wise here, but it just looks hilariously amaze.

Here is the same chick off duty. Who needs a bra anyways? LOL

This may be my favorite photo of any sort of all time. The chicks hair, the dress, the dude's expression, HIS JEANS. omfg.

Oh sorry... I retract my last statement... THIS is the best photo of all time. Where can I get this bikini with built in belly-shoelace?

This girl's hair. YAS! so good. 

All joking aside. I love this pin-up/glamour girl vibe.

 But this is sadly not how it is in 2013. Nowadays, Trophy Girls are kind of like an *Anime-Porn Star* in some sort of Race Car Fetishista Get-Up.

 I believe fake Ta's are required. I don't have em.

It's a very subservient look, with simple goals... Show the boobs, show the butt, smile, and have long hair.

So obviously I'm not doing it. But it was SURE FLATTERING to be asked!
*pats myself on the back, hahha*