I love Tom Ford. 

Just look at him. 

Master Designer... Super gorgeous... Takes 4 baths a day...

He created these shoes:

 The first pair of shoes in my adult-life that I have had a hard time walking in.

I pride myself as an expert stiletto trotter. I can put on ANY HEIGHT heels and JUST GO!
But these I felt like I was en pointe.

It was an incredible thrill actually.
I love these shoes, you can buy them in gold:

On ebay here (click here!) for only $2,803.99 might as well buy two pairs

*the pair I tried on were only $145*